Comic Book Haikus - October 2011 issues

Comic Haikus - August 2011 Issues

Comic Book Haikus - July 2011 Issues

Comic Book Haikus - June 2011 Issues

Comic Book Haikus - May 2011 Issues

Comic Book Haikus - April 2011 Issues

Comic Book Haikus - January 2011 Issues

Uncanny X-men #532 
Emma with a gun?
Collective Man defeated
"Tidy" means it's "cool"

X-men Legacy #244
A Filler Issue
An invisible monster
Time for Age of X

Uncanny X-Force #4
Cannibalism
Lots of fighting and killing
Alien Chicken

X-men #7
Crime fighter X-men
A super hero Craigslist
It's spelunking time!

Deadpool #31
Fear them! Team Deadpool
Some holy water sprinklers
You should Google it

X-men: To Serve and Protect #3
Thor Storm with mohawk
The Serpent Society
Prepare to get ROCKED!

X-Factor #213
Darwin leaves the team
Monet tanning on the roof
Oh well hellooooooo nurse!

X-Factor #214
Darwin in the West
Fights a dragon and sheriff
Was it all a dream?

Generation Hope #3
Kenji is defeated
There's more signs of the Phoenix
The hands can't wander

New Mutants #21
Guthrie gets even
How Magik got her soul back
Pixie gets her's too

Age of X Alpha #1
Mask of Basilisk
With Garage Door Opener
Paige...naked stone chick

Wolverine and Jubilee #1
Rockslide spittin' game
Jubilee having problems
Hates telporting

Wolverine #5
Logans are assholes

Mystique bitch slapped with a skull
Puck's ruler of hell

X-23 #5
Other cloned children
Miss Sinister's a man
What's happening next?

Magneto #1
A nicer Magnus
Goofy grins throughout the book
Kills sewer monster

Heroes For Hire #2
There's Silver Sable
Ghost Rider has a cell phone?
Palladin's wary

Avengers #9 
Infiniti gems
Illuminati exposed
Talking heads issue

New Avengers #8
A date night gone wrong
White folks shouldn't say "boo-yah"
Women don't like it

Avengers Academy #8
Academy kids find
Tape of Tigra and The Hood
Someone gets expelled

Secret Avengers #9
Such beautiful art
Jon Steele battles Steve Rogers
Ah...sneaky Moon Knight

Incredible Hulks #620
Dead friends and dead foes
Just give them something to smash
Final fight ensues

Chaos War: Dead Avengers #3
Dead Avengers save
Unconscious Super Heroes
They're on a jet bitch!

Incredible Hulks #621
Chaos War is done
Hulk is quite pissed at the gods
It's Hulk vs. Zeus

Chaos War: X-men #2
Cuckoos turn to birds
Not involved with Chaos War
Flips buyers the bird 

Lucid #3
Ties with Camelot
There's third-eye amplifiers
The Illuminot

Comic Book Haikus - December 2010 Issues

Uncanny X-Force #3
Final Horseman's Past
Psylocke uses sexiness
Deadpool pitches tent

Deadpool #30
Deadpool fights vampires
All of them are Draculas
He rules and they suck

X-men #6
Xarus in trouble
Some Dracula discipline
Decapitation

Uncanny X-men #531
Mutants are still sick
Centerfold pose while talking
Got to love Greg Land

X-men Legacy #243
More Hellion jokes
Omega Sentinel gone
Hey look ma, no hands!

X-men: To Serve and Protect #2
Colossus tramp stamp
Ghost Rider is a redneck?
X-dudes are awesome

X-Factor #212
Shatterstar finds out
Of Wolfsbane's baby daddy
Darwin, lord of death

New Mutants #20
Start war with demons
Moonstar is pretty badass
Legion is released

Generation Hope #2
Cyclops, Wolvey, Rogue
Still battling the fifth light
Oh! It's Godzilla!


Wolverine #4
Fight with Colossus
Fastball special into wall
Colossus bleeding?

Daken: Dark Wolverine #4
Daken still alive
Now with the Fantastic Four
Wants to "flame on" Torch?

X-23 #4
Laura hitchhiking
Kills a guy with her picture
Gambit psychic friend

Namor: The First Mutant #5
Faces of Namor
Battles guys riding some sharks
Show ties with Loa


Heroes for Hire #1
Control calls hero
Are you for hire tonight?
Enjoying this book

Secret Avengers #8
The Shadow Council
They kidnap Steve Rogers' girl
They done made him mad


New Avengers #7
Finding a nanny
New Avengers have paychecks
Nanny is Squirrel girl


Avengers #8
Red Hulk gets knocked out
Illuminati is back
They are so busted


Chaos War: God Squad #1
God Squad runs away
Get help from Japanese gods
Then they turn on them

Incredible Hulks #618-619
Hulks come back to earth
Abomination comes back
Fight between the dead


Chaos War: Ares #1
Nothing important
Ares back stories
He's with Chaos King


Chaos War #4
Athena attacks
Only a few gods are left
Start Continuum 


Chaos War: Thor #2
We have got to pray
Pray! Pray! We have got to pray
To win it today


Chaos War: Dead Avengers #2
More about their past
They're battling the Reaper
A useless story


Chaos War: X-men #1
Dead X-men are back
No Nightcrawler or Cable
They fight crow spirits

Comic Book Haikus - November 2010 issues

A lot of books were read for November's books.  Feel free to make comments or write your own haikus for the issues you read!

X-men #5

Vampire war begins

Wow…holy water Iceman!

Vampire reunion

Uncanny X-Force #2

Minotaur, Geisha

Magic carpet, drummer guy

The Final Horseman

X-men Legacy #242

X-men help rebuild

Hellion hates his new hands

Sentinel gone bad

Uncanny X-men #530

Mutants get the flu

A Multiple Chinaman

Power inhalers

Generation Hope #1

Fifth light found

Basically Tetsuo

From film Akira

X-Factor #211

They’re still in Vegas

Zombie vikings from Asgard

Holy crap it’s Thor!

New Mutants #19

New Mutants captured

So Magik only returns

For one New Mutant

X-men: To Serve and Protect #1

The X-Dudes fight crime

Emma Frost takes on Mandrill

Fantomex French feud

 

Wolverine #3

Wolvey still fights back

Silver Samurai chopped up

Piseed off Colossus

X-23 #3

X-23’s past

Laura battles her demons

Whoa Miss Sinister?!

Daken #3

Daken fakes his death

Fantastic Four in the mix

Poor Mystique is sad

Namor #3 and #4

Loa’s an expert

Namor attacks Aqueos

No more water vamps

Chaos War #3

Galactus gets pwned

Chaos King attacks the gods

That bitch Athena

Chaos War: Thor #1

Thor battle Glory

Thor loses his memory

Glory’s still out there

Chaos War: Chaos King #1

Chaos King takes all

The alien pantheons

Even beats Satan

Chaos War: Dead Avengers #1

Heaven is gone

All the dead return

The good and the bad

Chaos War: Alpha Flight #1

The Alpha Flight returns

The Dark Beasts are their allies

They leave them to die

Avengers #7

The Hood reappears

Infinity Gems are back

Red Hulk knocked out!

New Avengers #6

Super Wolverine

Battles with Agamotto

Black guy always dies

Secret Avengers #7

Shang Chi is kidnapped

Shadow council is revealed

Upcoming battles

Lucid #2

Assassination

Shot with a magic bullet

Must kill the caster

Comic Book Haikus - October 2010 issues

So I decided to start a segment called "Comic Book Haikus."  Basically I'm going to write a haiku poem for every comic book issue I read.  I have been putting updates on my facebook and twitter accounts of these haikus as I go.  Then I'll compile all of them for the month and put them into one blog post.  Be sure to make comments on them if you like them, add your own haikus, or even write a haiku about my haikus. 

Uncanny X-men #529
4 of 5 Lights found
Too much going on at once
Emma names gray hairs?

X-men Legacy #241
Children of the Vault
The New X-men save Mumbai
Indra grows a pair

Chaos War #1-2
Chaos King attacks
So in a literal sense
All of Hell breaks loose

New Mutants #18
Heroes fight many
One mutant with weird powers
Has power to scab

X-Factor #210
Rahne goes to doctor
Totes baby daddy drama
Call Maury Povich

Wolverine #2
Wolvy still in Hell
Who are you going to call?
The Ghost Riders! Yeah!

Daken: Dark Wolverine #2
Daken courts Mystique
Demon Wolvey interrupts
He's such a cock block

X-23 #2
Demon Wolvey shows
Hellion shows up, gets stabbed
He can't catch a break

X-men vs. Vampires #2
Vampire chicks on bikes
Battle with a vampire whale
Fatty vampires too

Avengers #6
All time is broken
Need to find a solution
Asks Ultron to quit?

New Avengers #5
New Avengers fight
For Eye of Agamotto
Super Wolverine

Secret Avengers #6
Secret Avengers
Also with Prince of Orphans
Shang-Chi is awesome

Steve Rogers: Super Soldier #4
The end of series
Super Soldier formula
No more or is it?