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Monday, August 15, 2011
Comic Book Haikus - July 2011 Issues
Avengers #15
Some more talking heads
Spider-woman is badass
Toothless Wolverine
Avengers Academy #16
Fight Absorbing Man
Door frame made of skyscrapers
Veil kills a guy too
Fear Itself #4
Thor comes back to earth
Serpent looks like Machete
Iron man gets drunk
Fear Itself: The Deep #2
Demon sea creatures
Silver Surfer surf board smack
Two head Tiger Shark?
Fear Itself: The Home Front #4
Speedball holds his own
But for only a short time
You can skip the rest
Fear Itself: Uncanny X-Force #1
Superhuman caught
Deadpool talks to some plush toys
More misdirection
Herc #5
A centipede train
The nerds are praying to Herc
The gods are assholes
Heroes for Hire #9
Heroes are hired
Escaped inmates from the raft
Purple Man is back!
Invincible Iron Man #506
Stark calls on Odin
Some weapons need to be made
Stark parties with dwarves
New Avengers #14
Spider-man is out
Fastball AND Fistball special
Mockingbird kicks ass
Secret Avengers #15
False news articles
Civilians don't understand
Black Widow is PISSED
Uncanny X-men #540
Guy gets dragon face
Juggernaut has a hype man
Namor rejected
Uncanny X-men #541
Unstoppable Juggs
Cowgirl Emma on a throne
The hype man gets punched
Moon Knight #3
No one likes the show
Moon Knight dresses as Bullseye
He hits on Echo
New Mutants #27
Nate Grey is rescued
Dani kicks Sugar Man's ass
Does he have an ass?
Astonishing X-men #40
X-men infected
Kitty and Lockheed with guns
A good baby Brood
Generation Hope #9
A 7th Light found
A college kid who's melting
His friend is a douche!
New Mutants #28
Hope teaches Nate Grey
The New Mutants see a shrink
Possessed with demons
Uncanny X-Force #12
A punch then a kiss
Blob has some nipple piercings
Mega Man Logan
Wolverine #12
Fire Knives and Saw Fist
More of the Red Right Hand's Past
The flies are laughing
X-23 #12
Laura goes beserk
A trigger scent for humans
Guys go to a bar
X-Factor #222
Strong Guy kissed Monet
Then has to ride the gurney
"M'man she is sweeeeeeeet"
X-men #14
Cyclops's memories
Broadcasted to everyone
Toad and them "GET ROCKED!"
X-men #15
A magic device
Kills Evolutionaries
That comes in handy
X-men: Schism #1
Idie likes ice cream
Who the hell is Quentin Quire?
Black King is a kid
X-men: Schism #2
Dog face aliens
Kitty pwns Arab leader
Cyclops is TOO "Slim"
X-men Legacy #252
Legion has chosen
Rogue caught in an explosion
♫Gambit's got a gun♫ (note: to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a Gun")
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